Sunday, April 25, 2010

updateee

YUN: for nagging me about your lame title, and for telling lame jokes, i appoint you: THE FUNNEH RUBBISH BABOON

SUN: for being part sheep, you four legged bastard, i appoint you: THE BAAAHHH-BOON

bahahhahahaha

RACHEL: since royce is max's assistant, i appoint you: MAX'S VICE ASSISTANT (may you always be under royce :P) just to be clear, max cant order you around. only royce can :D:D

Rkim

hahahaahahahah





lol i was bored and richard linked me to some HIlarious shit

Thursday, April 22, 2010

running is bad for your health

far out today was horrible. cross country was the gayest piece of crap ever. i had to run 6km man far out. i walked 90% of the course with adrian, yun and annie. at one point i got raped after charging down the huge hill and got a huge stitch which lasted a lap and a half. it was horrrrible. after yun and annie finished, adrian contemplating cheating :L but there were too many people to carry the plan out, that was gays. at least i didnt come last i came 124th which was like 6th last and adrian came 5th last (: NICE.

geography was a bludge, i played ipod touch and in maths i played ipod touch again :L bahaha i'm so addicted. max was very funny in maths lolol. ag was bludge. YAY FOUR DAY LONG WEEKEND NICEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

running is bad for your health

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

updateee

CRYSTAL: for being the always happy, fun person that we all love.. i appoint you THE COLON CAPITAL D (:D) BABOON

ANNIE: yes, i admit. you don't have a bald spot.. and if u are not bald, then... well, i appoint you as THE HAIRY ONE

SAMUEL: while retaining your place as the supreme commander, i appoint you a new title: THE INFINITELY HIGH AND AWESOME BIRD HUNTER

also.. my title has also been changed to: THE FREAKISHLY ACCURATE PROJECTILE THROWER

Rkim

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

hunting is....fun

today was quite fun :D
i forgot what i did in the morning. i remember was playing ipod touch and the game was called fly kiwi fly. fricken fun :D. you are a kiwi and you get to strap a rocket glider and an insane rocket to your belly to fly. then you try to fly from new zealand to usa. i get addicted to games too easily.

ag was quite boring as usual, we just planted gay brocoli. b hahaha adrian, yun, crystal and i got detention. we got crystal into her FIRST DETENTION EVER in her school life. niceeee
recess was the fun part :D:D.

richard randomly chucked a stick at a magpie and found it quite fun, so did i, even looking at him chuck it was fun (: i followed suit and grabbed a piece of wood and went magpie hunting LOL. at first we charged at a magpie and chucked our wood at it, i almost hit one :P. then i started to sneak up on another one. i kept low as the plots were covering me, i crept closer and closer. i then i got too excited when i got like one metre away and overthrew like crazy missing absolutely everything :L richard almost had a kill when he chucked a stick at a magpie. the magpie began flying when richard chucked his vegatable (potato or turnip ???) or something like that and almost air killed it. fcken hilarious. so after these crazy attacks we looked around for more meat, when we realised an old man was watching us from his house outside the school. We heard him shout in his old man voice "LEAVE THE BIRDS ALONE!". richard and i were like oh shit, and bailed the f out of there and ran all the way back to our other friends to ttry to blend in and disappear :DD. best hunting ever, please dont judge us, we dont hate animals. try it its fun :P

yay got into volleyball team like everyone else so that was good, BUT I LOST MY BOTTLE NUUUU. it was high quality bottle. shat

gaaaaah

waah today was very tiring :(. lemme start at the start
I woke up at bloody 5.45 far out for the gay cadet practice. but then my dad said he could drive me yaya so i went back to sleep and woke up at 6.30 :P. After i got to school i was very bored so i started shining my boots and other people's boots, because some people boots were very ugly like raymonds :L. then we had to form up on the oval. but then the bloody dew on the oval KILLED my polish, gayest crap ever. 20mins from polishing disappeared. gay. then my back got roasted by the sun in the long, long time standing on the oval. then my legs died. crap it was horrible. the anzac assembly was boring as hell. tree and jeff got raped, they had to stand very very still. after that we got our reward a drink and chips which amounts to like 3 dollar. THREE DOLLARS for a gazillion hrs of practice not cool.

After that, i realised i forgot my normal school shoes and i was very sad :(. we had to change for p.e. i got owned. i wore a yellow pe shirt, and my poly cadet pants and looked like a bloody dumbass :D. then we had to change back, bahaha i laughed at the people who had fully changed like an asshole :D. i got to dance without my shoes yay.

jap was spent studying for stupid geo,luckily i randomly wrote crap down for geo filled up my 2.5 pages easily veryyy good. chem was bludge as always, no work done :D my table is awesome, our teacher has given up on us. lol

i took one hour to get home, and walked back to my house in the DARK. IN BERALA. i am a god.

Monday, April 19, 2010

lalalala school

LOL HELLO. this is samuel's first post
i am finally bothered to post because we are back at school. The europe people gave out chocolate and i gobbled it up yummy (: i got a sugar high in english and i couldn't stop fidgeting. annie and crystal tried to make me sit very still for one minute but failed :D. Jap was like all jap lessons, i didnt know what the hell was going on.
In english max was being gay and trying to remember lines in a poem 'The Highwayman' and then started laughing with Jeff randomly about something they didn't know it was awesome and verrry funny. then we talked about stupid shat until the lesson ended, like no friction in the world.

cadets is gay, enough said, i died.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

update

SAJIT: for being a happy happy little boy, and a loyal companion, i appoint you THE RAVING BABOON

ANU: for being very high, and constantly telling uber funny jokes, i appoint you THE LLAMA BABOON

FREYA: for achieving close to nothing during these holidays, and putting off work till late, i appoint you THE PROCRASTINATING BABOON

YUN: for being a perfect bin juice target.. always being there when we want to bin someone... i appoint you THE RUBBISH BABOON

rkim

Saturday, April 17, 2010

status updates :D

This is the first status update for our baboon colony:

Royce: for the incredibly silly act of jumping onto a treadmill when it was on speed 15, and owning your leg, i appoint you A PERMANENT SLAVE BABOON :D:D

Adrian: for the ability to fart to amuse others, especially when times are tough, i appoint you:

THE FARTING JESTER BABOON :D:D

more updates will be made upon starting school term :)

rkim

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Friday, April 9, 2010

Hmm maybe I'll just post funny stuff on this blog. 
Still deciding.
Helloooo everybody
I just invited myself to join this blog x)
I have no idea what will go into this blog... I like my old one. 
Time to rage about the template/layout of my old blog. It's a bit plain and kinda gross really but I don't know what to change it to cos I really like the alice blue and I want to keep that. 


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Grand Entrance

This is the joint blog of the supreme commanders of the baboon colony. Yes, we are awesome.

Don't know if im gonna stick to this and ditch the other one or not. We'll see :)

But for now: WELCOME TO THE BABOON COLONY!!! Wooooooh

Rkim